Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Church of the Poison Mind

Yes, its true.
I used the title of a Culture Club song.
A repulsive act if ever there was one
but we live in repulsive times...

It is, of course, a religion.
And I am of course referring to the 1st Church of Global Warming
(which is about as gay as a Culture Club song)
...my apologies to my gay friends for associating you to with Culture Club song - the next round is on me..

Forgive the comparison, but in some ways, the 1st Church of Global Warming reminds me of the Catholic Church during the Dark Ages.
...my apologies to my Catholic friends for associating the Catholic Church to the 1st Church of Global Warming - the next round is on me.. damn, looks like I'll be buying a lot of beer..

Consider the following comparisons, if you will -
  • Cannon Law - (The doctrine of global warming -as decreed by the IPCC, etc)
  • His High Holiness, the Pontiff - (Al Gore)
  • An Ecclesiastical Tribunal- (The U.N.)
  • Bible - (An Inconvenient Truth)
  • The Dominican Order - (liberal / progressive politicians)
  • Heresy - (Critical thinking involving global warming doctrine)
  • Heretics - (Scientists / politicians / individuals engaging in Heresy~see above)
  • The Faithful - (Legacy Media, Academia)
  • The Screwed - (Liberty, People...little things like that)
The data has been clearly manipulated, as the recent fallout of 'Climate Gate' has undoubtedly shown (kind of hard to defend your data when its been destroyed....I'm just sayin'..) (or you could peruse a past blog entry 'An Incontinent Truth'..hint, hint...)
No data = no science. No science = no theory. Bad theory + mindless adherence to dogma = a billion dollars for Al Gore..

...... Like good little mindless acolytes, the Legacy Media has failed to report ANYTHING regarding Climate Gate - and the White House sings the Global Warming mantra all the louder..... kind of like 'na nany boo boo, I can't hear you'
All this and our president will still make his pilgrimage to Copenhagen, where he will offer on the altar of almighty UN, what is left of our economy. For America has sinned the sin of the great consumer - and Indulgences must be paid...

Yet there may yet be hope.
After all, President Obama has already left one church when it became politically inconvenient (Mr. "God damn America" himself, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. and the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago).
Maybe, just maybe, if the president will leave the 1st Church of Global Warming if it too becomes a political liability....

and monkeys might fly out of my ass.

and speaking of ass... soon we will be relegated to 1 sheet of single-ply toilet paper for everyone.

Bastards..
...my apologies to my bastard friends for....ah screw it!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

How to Fix the Economy

What to do, what to do...?

Sadly, my plans to become 'Overlord of the Galaxy' is going slightly more slowly than I originally anticipated - and my legendary status exists only within my own mind (a temporary setback, I assure you)...
As such, I am unable to inflict my terrible will upon that great vacuum of rational thought that is Washington, D.C. .... Instead of edicts, I can only make suggestions....

Thus, I present, The Weekly SubStandard's guide to fixing the economy. Prepare yourselves, gentle reader, for enormity of clarity and vision that you are about to.....well...visualize (where's a thesaurus when you need one...).
It is bold and concise in an era that sorely lacks both, a testament to human thought, a beacon of reason in uncertain times.... it is...pure genius. Drum roll please......

The way to fix the economy,
to bring innovation to the private sector,
to increase our standard of living,
to increase the number of jobs..
is very simple.


STOP FUCKING WITH IT


Breathtaking, I know...

Consider the following excerpt taken from a brilliant article by Conn Carol:
http://blog.heritage.org/2009/12/03/why-big-government-stimulus-fails/

In a January report, White House economists predicted the stimulus bill would create (not merely save) 3.3 million net jobs. Since then, 3.4 million more net jobs have been lost, pushing the unemployment rate above 10 percent.

This failure of government to spend its way to prosperity is not an isolated incident:

  • During the 1930s, New Deal lawmakers doubled federal spending — and unemployment remained above 20 percent until World War II;
  • Japan responded to a 1990 recession by passing 10 stimulus spending bills over 8 years (building the largest national debt in the industrialized world) – and their economy remained stagnant;
  • In 2001, President Bush responded to a recession by trying to “inject” tax rebates into the economy. The economy did not respond until two years later, when tax rate reductions were implemented;
  • In 2008, President Bush tried to head off the current recession with another round of tax rebates. The recession continued to worsen; and
  • Now, the most recent $787 billion stimulus bill was intended to keep the unemployment rate from exceeding 8 percent. Instead, it now exceeds 10 percent.

These repeated failures are not an accident. They reflect the myth that government spending is a free lunch. Stimulus advocates assert that government spending injects new dollars into the economy, thereby increasing demand and spurring economic growth. It makes perfect sense under one condition:

No one asks where the government got the money.

Congress does not have a vault of money waiting to be distributed. Every dollar Congress “injects” into the economy must first be taxed or borrowed out of the economy. No new income, and therefore no new demand, is created. It is merely redistributed from one group of people to another.

Removing water from one end of a swimming pool and pouring it in the other end will not raise the overall water level – no matter how large the bucket. Similarly, redistributing dollars from one part of the economy to the other will not expand the economy, no matter how much is transferred. Yet that is all the stimulus bill is doing.

If government injecting $200billion into the economy so far creates 640,000 jobs — as the White House claims – then by the same logic, first removing that $200 billion from the economy must cost about 640,000 jobs

Spending advocates respond that redistributing money from “savers” to “spenders” will lead to additional spending. That assumes that savers store their savings in their mattresses, thereby removing it from the economy. In reality, nearly all Americans either invest their savings (where it finances business investment) or deposit it in banks (which quickly lend it to others to spend). Therefore, the money is spent whether it is initially consumed or saved. It means all the money government borrowed for the stimulus, would have been spent by the private sector.

Let’s do the math. If deficit-spending represented “new dollars” in the economy, then the record $1.2 trillion in fiscal year 2009 deficit spending that began in October 2008 – well before the stimulus added $200 billion more – would have already overheated the economy. And if it didn’t there was no reason to believe that adding $200 billion more in 2009 deficit spending from the stimulus bill would suddenly do the trick.

So what should we do to create growth?

First, Congress should resist all tax hikes. There is no school of economic thought that would justify raising tax rates in a weak economy. Doing so would reduce incentives to work, save, and invest, and be productive.

Congress must also rein in runway spending. Last year, federal spending soared to $30,000 per household for the first time ever – up from $21,000 per household (adjusted for inflation) at the beginning of the decade.

President Obama’s budget would hike spending to $37,000 per household by 2019. It would more than double the national debt. This would raise interest rates, cost taxpayers trillions in net interest spending, and eventually lead to painful tax hikes

The only way to avoid this fate is to cut spending through four steps:

  • First, do no harm: Resist totally unaffordable expansions of government-health care and energy subsidies. Stop increasing discretionary spending by 8% annually
  • Then, take back unspent Stimulus and TARP money. They haven’t worked, and they are dragging us deeper in debt.
  • Next, enact spending caps. So that lawmakers can better prioritize.
  • Finally and most importantly, reform Social Security and Medicare. This is truly the most important reform, as these programs threaten to bankrupt the federal budget. A good first step would be adding the creation of a Bipartisan Entitlement Commission to the upcoming debt limit vote.

Let me wrap up by saying that — thanks to the economy’s self-correction mechanism — all recessions eventually end. And we may be moving out of the current recession. But its no thanks to the stimulus bill. We need to focus on building a strong economy recovery, driven by entrepreneurs and families. That means keeping tax rates low, and the government out of the way.

OK, OK.... Conn Carol elucidates the concepts far, far better than I do..(as such, the author will hold some position of great importance in my court when my coronation as Overlord is completed...) but the concept remains the same.

Get the hell out of the way.

Then again, such an attitude would not permit the current administration such a glorious photo / P.R. opportunity as the recent 'Jobs Summit'....

Ah, the 'Jobs Summit'.....
Another rant for another time....

(side note, when I am recognized as Overlord of the Galaxy, any mention of a 'Jobs Summit' will be punishable by a junk punch...)


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

How to Blow a Potential Presidential Nomination Bid

Step 1
Grant clemency to a man with multiple felony convictions, violent ones

Step 2
Have said repeat felony committing individual (that you granted clemency to, by the way) commit multiple murders

Step 3
Have said victims of aforementioned repeat felony committing individual....that you granted clemency to.... kill police officers (firefighters, soldiers or children would also likely produce a similar effect)

Step 4
(and this is vitally important)
Quickly launch into spin-doctoring mode, blaming others for your decision.
Because that's what everyone wants from a potential commander-in-chief is someone who can quickly blame his failures on everyone else.
Is it the judge's fault? The DA's office's fault? The prison board's fault? Josie and the Pussycats' fault?
No.
It is yours.

Leaders do the following:
  • Praise others when things go well.
  • Take blame when they do not.
  • Do not whine about sub-optimal situations or conditions
  • Make decisions and deal with the consequences.
Mr. Huckabee, you are no leader.
At least not today.

If I want to listen to someone piss and moan about 'coulda, woulda, shoulda's' or blame others for their problems, I'll listen to president Obama. He's got that act down cold.

Meh.
What a disappointment.
More can be learned about a person by how they deal with failure than success. It seems that I learned more than I ever wanted to about Mike Huckabee....

and I didn't even use the word 'douchebag'......
Aw hell. So close, so very close.....