Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The (Re) Preamble

For Shame and Some Several Months Ago
Our Sad Excuse for Leadership Brought Forth, In Clouded Chambers, Behind Closed Doors, Conceived in Deceit and Dedicated to the Proposition That All Man's Money Were the Creation and Property of the State.


To This End and The End of Capitalism As We Have Come to Know It -
The Obama Administration Decreed the Following:



The Re (Pre) Amble to the "Living, Breathing Document" (Formerly Known as the Constitution) of the United States of America Under Barack Obama

(Sung to The Tune of Schoolhouse Rock - Preamble)

For Shame, Do You Know About the Blight Upon The U.S.A? Upon The Government? What About Our Constitution?
For Shame, A Blight Upon the USA

In 1787 Plus 223 Years or So Our Pathetic Leadership Did Agree ~
To Write a List of Feints and Lies for Making Healthcare 'Free' ~
The USA Was Just Being 'Transformed' Into a Whole New Country ~
And So the People Were Shouted Down By People Who Knew Better, You See ~

And The Government Attempted to Legislatively Sodomize the People and Called it 'Healthcare Reform' and It Has Been Infuriating the Populace Ever Since Then ~
The Obama Administration Has Put This Forward in Nigh-Incomprehensible Documents and Are Trying to Pass it Through Legislative Trickery and This Is What They Set Out To Do...


We the Bureaucrats ~
In Order to Transform an Imperfect Union ~
Establish Social Justice, Ensure Domestic Hegemony ~
Dismantle the Common Defense ~
Expand Social Welfare State ~
and ~
Redact the 'Blessings' of Liberty ~
For Only Ourselves and Our Sycophants on TV ~
To Disdain and Dismantle This 'Living Breathing Document' ~
For The United States of America ~


I hope that Schoolhouse Rock can someday forgive me...