Friday, December 18, 2009

Tickling the Ironies....

Poetic justice,
sweet, sweet poetic justice...

Thank you for dumping a blizzard on Copenhagen

Do you think you could drop by the Senate with a mild intestinal flu? Nothing serious, just some mid grade nausea and diarrhea to put a punctuation mark on healthcare 'reform'
that would be nice....

but I digress.. or ramble..or whatever..

Personally, I think all of the snow is thanks to Ayn Rand. Just for funzies and from beyond the grave, she managed to shake a ton of frozen precipitation onto perhaps the biggest grouping of leftist/envirowhacos/socialist/marxist elitist douchebags in the history of mankind - literally burying them in their own stupidity. Really, does it get any better than that?

Wait for it.
Wait for it..

Why yes, yes it does! President Obama flies in to Copenhagen in a blizzard - leaves in a blizzard and arrives in Washington in (you guessed it) a blizzard!

This stuff really just writes itself, doesn't it?

Of course, none of this matters to the leftist/envirowhaco elitist douchebag, because they are also socialists/marxists. Global warming is just a vehicle for the redistribution of wealth after all. The offering of $33 billion annually in climate 'reparations' makes that point quite nicely. Hell, all you have to do is look at Obama's pick for science advisor, John Holdren, whose 70s masterpiece of stupidity advocated the de-development of the United States and subsequent redistribution of resources to know that the current administration has already drunk deep from the well of kool-aid on this one. Yeah, they are pretty much gargling at this point.
The 'green' movement has been a convenient cover for them, nothing more.
Still, they are hip deep in snow - with more private planes than an airport can handle, razing a forest of paper in documents and press releases and generally creating a 'carbon footprint' the size of Michael Moore's ass... all the while wallowing in their own hypocrisy general stupidity.

So, maybe the denizens of douchebaggery in Copenhagen don't appreciate the irony of Atlas shrugging a mountain of snow on them

but i sure do

and so does the rest of the non-lobotomized world

So wherever you are, Ms. Rand, thank you
You're aces



Off subject, but has anyone else noticed that Al Gore's eyebrows look like the Grinch's? He's really starting to freak me out..
(sorry, sometimes the ADD really gets the best of me....)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

One of my favorite (in an insanely childishly, hand-wringingly annoying sort of way) endorsements of candidate Obama) was that, darn it, people (and by people, they meant anyone not living in the borders of the continental United States, Alaska, Hawaii or any protectorates, etc.) just don't like us anymore! And gee-whiz, if people (and by people, they meant anyone not living in the borders of the continental United States, Alaska, Hawaii or any protectorates, etc.)don't like us...then...well, that would be..sad.. just sad.

After all, if we aren't liked, then nobody will take us seriously!...and only LIKED people can be leaders (doesn't anyone here remember high school?)

So, let's see where this has jaunt into the land of sunshine an lollipops has brought us, shall we?

Iran -
Complete failure to lend even tacit verbal support to an outraged populace, beaten and killed by a corrupt government during massive protest rallies.... check
More uranium enrichment plants..... check
Better long range missiles.... check
Desire to suck up to tyrannical regime..... check
Still playing us for complete fools.... check

Korea -
Regime as psychotic as ever..... check
Thugocracy in effect.... check
Continued failed negotiations.... check
New missiles..... check
More warheads...... check

Eastern Europe -
Feeling betrayed.... check
No more missile defense shield.... check
Quid pro quo with the Russians over the missile defense shield..... not so much

Russia -
See above.

Middle East at large -
(hate to use generalities, but this could go on forever..)
Being viewed as a 'weak horse'...... check
Goodwill from announcing we will close GITMO...... not so much

Israel -
Largely thinks the current administration is working against them..... super

Western Europe -
Score!

China -
Actively looking to replace the dollar on the world stage..... check
POTUS not meeting with the Dalai Lama when he was in Washington.... kneepads!

I'm not thinking that this whole 'sunshine and lollipops' thing is working out so well for us after all

So, the country voted for hope and change and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt....

Just like high school all over again...

I wonder if the president is going to get a Letterman's jacket and everything!

That would be SO COOL!

(Blessed sarcasm, I would be nothing without you....)